Trying to get knocked up?  Then you may wanna stop drooling over the Brad Pitt look-alike at your gym and take a closer look at that nerd with the buck teeth and coke bottle eyeglasses in the cubicle next to you at work. 

Why? Because new research has discovered that ugly guys may have better chances when it comes to baby-making.  Turns out that goofy computer geek you’ve been ignoring may be storing up a reserve of sperm due to his lack of experience between the sheets, thus making him a virtual federal reserve of sperm, aka, a baby-making-machine!  Therefore, whenever that 40 year old virgin finally gets lucky enough to get some action, all that sperm he’s been holding onto over the years is way more likely to make its way to your egg and produce a baby! 

On the other hand, that hot guy you’ve had your eye on for the last year most likely has lots of other adoring fans too, and has probably been spreading his seed all over town— lowering his sperm count and therefore, his baby production skills.

We’re sorry girls.  Those of you wanting big families may just have to swallow your pride, close your eyes, and hope the kids you make with Mr. Fug Lee will inherit your good looks.  Or at least your great sense of style.  

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