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Brawl At Brangelina’s French Chateau
You’ve gotta be one pretty determined paparazzo to navigate your way through 1,200 acres of private property just to snap pictures of 2 week old babies. But according to French reports, that’s exactly what two paparazzi trying to get photos of the new Jolie-Pitt twins did this week.

According to police reports, camouflaged paparazzi who admitted to walking “5 hours” through a wooded area to get within snapping range for shots of the family, clashed with Brangelina’s private security guards on the grounds of the couple’s French chateau. Reportedly, members of Brangie’s team confronted the 2 photographers and a fight soon broke out. Photogs claim that they were punched, kicked, and beaten with walkie talkies (ok, the walkie talkie part makes us giggle). Meanwhile, security team members allege that one of the photographers went “berserk” for no reason. What is clear is that one photographer was cut on the head in the melee and later required 3 stitches. That same photographer claims that in order to stop the beatdown he was getting from Brangelina’s security force, he resorted to biting one of them, breaking another’s finger, and then purposely bleeding on the security guards while screaming that he had HIV in order to make them leave him alone. WTF?!
Injured parties from both sides have filed reports with the local police department. But if this keeps up, it looks like the Brangie Bunch may think about saying ‘au revoir’ to their French digs. Even though Brad reportedly told the photographers, “‘If you want war you will get it,” the head of security for the famous couple told reporters that if the couple’s privacy isn’t respected and they aren’t able to get the kind of help they need from local police, they may be forced to move “somewhere where the laws are upheld a little bit better.” If that’s the case, I will gladly let Brad crash at my spot for as long as he needs! Call me!
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