Forwomenonline’s Top 10 Reasons NOT to Elect John McCain!
Check out these hilarious reasons FWO WON’T be voting for John McCain!
1. The price of Viagra will skyrocket.
2. His talent would be much better served as the national spokesperson for AARP.
3. He might raise the price of prescription pain killers to keep his wife Cindy from falling off the wagon again.
4. Because he looks like he should be starring in a Lipitor commercial.
5. If the Secret Service forgets to pack his Depends, we could have a rather embarrassing situation on our hands at important diplomatic events. 
6. He might suffer a flashback and order all Asians deported.
7. Because he won’t be able to look foreign dignitaries in the eye if they are too brown.
8. McCain will raise the retirement age to 72.
9. Because he thinks George W. Bush is intelligent.
10. Because Sarah Palin is better suited to be vice president of the PTA than the USA!!
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