WHOO HOO!!! So you heard about the free cup of coffee you could get at Starbucks and the free Krispy Kreme donut you could get on Election Day, but have you also heard about the free SEX TOYS you can get for casting your vote?!

Now there are even more reasons to roll outta bed and get to your local polls on Tuesday! Babeland, a “retailer for sex toys and accessories,” is offering sex toys to customers who can show voter registration cards, ballot stubs, or give their “word of honor” to prove that they voted in this year’s presidential election. The sex toy chain has stores in New York, L.A. and Seattle.

Through November 11, the store is offering the “Silver Bullet” for women (shoot me, baby!) and for the guys, the “Maverick” – a “sleeve for self-pleasure.” The two items typically retail for about $15 and $20, respectively. And in today’s tough times, the Silver Bullet could be just what we girls need, since it’s described as “a magical solution to difficult problems” and “a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!” And don’t worry fellas, this Maverick is a LOT more productive than the John McCain type, cuz it promises to “lend a hand… works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.”

Screw that cup of coffee! This is the kind of free gift I need!! Oh, and no need to thank me for this info ladies. It was my PLEASURE!!!

FWO-ForWomenOnline.com!